In celebration of a Doctor Who convention cumming to Huntsville, the nerds of Rocket Shitty present the Doctor Who and His TARDIS Hash! And by TARDIS, we of course mean Trails, Alcohol, Running, Drinking, Ice-blocks, and Shiggy. So grab your sonic screwdrivers (the kind with vodka preferably) and come out for a night of good ol’ fashion beer drinkin’ and trail runnin’.

Time is still TBD

Hares: Tres Ball Tripper and Future Tres Ball Tripper

Route: A to A’ (but 2000 years in the future)

Start Location: Holiday Inn – Research Park (In front of Madison Square Mall)

MisDirections:  I-565 to Exit 14 Hwy 255 / Research Park Blvd North, exit onto University Drive/Hwy 72 East, stay right enter Madison Square Mall and take access road to the right, Holiday Inn is located on the right. On the grounds of Madison Square Mall. We will most likely meet in the bar, but will huddle up in the parking lot before the hash.

What to bring: ID, companions, extra cash if you’re thirsty, whistle, bow-tie, hash virgins, sonic screwdriver

Theme: Doctor Who (general sci-fi and time travel will be accepted as proper theme)

Hash Cash: $5

On-After: Hopper’s Bar and Grill

Friday May 18 @ 6:00PM

Image courtesy of gordasm on Flickr

Time for a beer mile RSH3 style!

Hares: Just Heather & Just Brian

Route: A to A’

Start Location: Voodoo Lounge in downtown H’ville

MisDirections: I-565 to Downtown exit. Follow Jefferson St into town. Voodoo Lounge is on the south side of the courthouse. Parking on the street is free after 5pm, and there is also a parking garage less than a block away from Voodoo.

What to bring: ID, extra cash if you’re thirsty, whistle, hash virgins

Theme: Porn n’ Chicken
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porn_%27n_Chicken)

Hash Cash: $5

On-After: Jefferson St. Pub, chicken wings on the menu!

See the Facebook event Page or the event page on this website for more details

Photo courtesy of oheredia on Flickr

Cum join us for the Cinco de Mayo Hash on Saturday, May 5 (I went ahead and gave the date for you fucking idiots out there).

Start Location: Parking lot of Lone Goose Saloon in downtown Huntsville.

Route: A to A’

Hare: Smirnoff Clothes-off & Horsey Style

Hash Cash: $5

Theme: Cinco de Mayo

Misdirections: I-565 to downtown Huntsville exit. Left on Monroe, then left on Meridian St. Gravel parking lot is on the left. Corner of Cleveland and Meridian St.

What to bring: ID, extra cash if your thirsty, whistle, shiggy socks, camera, hash virgins, and your best spanish accent!

On After: At Casa Smirnoff & Horsey Style

Photo courtesy of lawrencechua on flickr

 Friday, April 13 @ 6:00P.M.

It’s Friday the 13th, so time to see who can get lucky. Hashers will collect a full poker hand over the course of the trail. Deuces are wild of course. The hashers with the top three hands will be given prizes.

Start Time: Meet 6pm, Hares away by 6:15pm (Meet 5:45pm to caravan onto Arsenal)

Start Location: Firehouse Pub on Redstone Arsenal. Meet inside the bar.

Route: A to A’

Hares: Oedipuss* & Just Linda

Hash Cash: $5

MisDirections: 565 to Research Park Blvd South (Gate 9). Enter gate and loop around to Goss Rd. Turn left on Hankins Rd. Firehouse on the left. If you don’t have Arsenal access, meet at Gate 9 visitors center at 5:45pm. We will caravan/carpool from there onto Arsenal. Carpooling with someone with Arsenal access is encouraged.

What to bring: Flashlights recommended, whistle, shiggy socks, ivy block, camera, virgins!

On After: Whim of the Pack

See the facebook event page or the event page on this website for more details.

Saturday, April 7 @ 3:00PM

Long Lost RSH3 hasher Paddle P, creator of the Tartan Day hash, will be in town. So break out your kilts and haggis and join us on trail for some Scottish fun!

Start Time: Meet 3pm, hares away by 3:30pm

Start Location Map: http://g.co/maps/6n9wm

Route: A to B

Hares: Cheeto D!ck & Bigger on the Inside

Hash Cash: $5

MisDirections: Take 565 to Memorial Parkway South. Turn left on Hobbes (after a Super Walmart). Turn Right on Bailey Cove, Turn Left on Chesterfield, Left on Coach, Right on Chesser, Left onto Stonehaven

What to bring: Kilt, whistle (or bag pipes), shiggy socks, camera, virgins!, dry shoes for after the hash

On After: Chips and Salsa/Whim of the Pack (a few bars are a short drive further, and are generally more fun)

See the facebook event page or the event page on this website for more details!

Photo courtesy of lamazone on Flickr

NEW DATE!!! March 10 @ 4:00PM.

A special hash for a special day (well at least it was on a special day before nature shit on that special day). And it’s CB’s birthday too (well at least is was until nature shit on Cummi Bear, but that’s ok, he’s into that sort of thing). Cum join our harriettes for what promises to be an interesting trail in search of beer and fun(bags)!

Start Location: Dirt lot behind Half Time Bar and Grill

Hares: Area 69 & Balls Deep in Bacon

Route: A to A’ (True Trail is about 5 miles)

Theme: T!tties & Beer

Hash Cash: $5

What to bring: Flashlights recommended, Whistle, shiggy socks, camera, virgin hashers, bring dry clothes for circle and on after

MisDirections: I-565 to Research Park Blvd North. Exit 72 West/University Drive. Drive ~7 miles to County Line Rd intersection. Half Time Bar & Grill will be on the left.

On After: Jimmy’s Lounge (For more titties and beer)

See the bookface event page or the RS event page for more info, wankers!

Photo courtesy of christian.senger on Flickr

St. Paddy’s falls on a Saturday this year. Time to spread some good cheer RSH3-style!

Start Location: TBA

Start Time: TBA

Hares: Cums Early

Route: A to ?

Theme: St. Paddy’s

Hash Cash: $5

What to bring: Whistle, shiggy socks, camera, virgin hashers

On After: Whim of the pack

See the bookface event page or the event page on this schitty website for more information

COST: $52.82 payable until 14 March. Payment after 14 March will be $60 paid on site. Additional $13.69 for t-shirts. (Cash discounted price of $50 until 14 March and $12 for t-shirts.) Maximum attendance of 69.

WHERE: Black Bear campground, 10565 Hwy 280 West, Waverly, north of Auburn

TIME: 5pm onwards

WHAT YOU GET: Come and celebrate the ides of March. On Friday night dust off your toga for a roman trail, then get dirty in the shiggy on Saturday or just keep on partying through to Sunday’s hangover trail. This great value weekend includes beer, 2 night camping fee, 2 dinners, 2 breakfasts, 2 lunches, use of a hot tub and lots and lots of fun and games!

Check out the registration page on Hashspace and like the Facebook page to keep [it] up to date

Photo courtesy of Carlos Villela on Flickr

Nothing cures a Red Dress Run hangover like another Red Dress Run! Scrub out any unknown stains and take a trip down the road to hash with our friends at the BH3 for their 120th run!

See the event pagefor more details or visit the Birmingham Hash webstite

Valentines Day is neer and with it comes the Red Dress Run Looking for a cheap date with Mrs or just pick up on a SHIM. There will be several bar stops so bring some cash. No red dress? Get creative, stay bare ly legal and wear Red. Hit the thrift stores now.

Hare: Operation Lost Cause

Check out the event page or the facebook event page for more information

If you’re looking for more information on the Red Dress Run, check out http://www.reddressruns.org/.